For sex. Early dating is a type of performance art where you pretend to be literally anything other than the person you are, until you fool someone into loving you.
But be aware that if your "Continue Watching" section is made up of two three-star horror movies, an Adam Sandler film abandoned after 15 minutes, and Clueless , that plainly tells whoever's next to you: Soft plump towels and robing.
I can't do this. USA Network; Giphy 11. I hear kids these days have invented a new turn of phrase for hooking up: Come on. A range of textures and weights to the blankets.
But they are there, always, on the end of your legs, waiting to absent-mindedly crush a laptop down to dust while you're trying to get purchase on the edge of a bed. Every console made in the last ten years has a Netflix app. As we've reached this point, I thought it made sense to lay out some guidelines around the whole thing, because what is a fun casual sex meme without some extremely hard and fast rules about who, how, and where you can fuck someone while doing it?
Because if you're going to be successful at Netflix and chill, you need to know the function of Adam Sandler movies—to be an inverted aphrodisiac, the exact polar opposite of a cheap thong and a plate of oysters; to be a film so bad that turning it off and having sex is the only viable option besides death. It says: Did I miss a scene?
Think about that next time you suggest one more episode of The West Wing before a full pajamas early night. The "chill" in "Netflix and chill," as everybody on Earth knows, does not in fact mean "chill.
If you are Netflix and chilling with benefits, watch "The One With Phoebe's Uterus" and set the mood with Monica's lesson on erogenous zones. I'm so confused.
I've got to go home now. Follow Joel Golby on Twitter.